Hello. Thanks for coming. You made it all the way down to the bottom of that article and clicked/tapped one of the little blue links. Then you scrolled down the homepage of this website until you selected this post. Now you’re reading it with your eyeballs. Phew. That’s actually quite a lot of user engagement to get to this point. You should really congratulate yourself. Most everyone else gets distracted before they even get through the first step.

If you’re not here from Cracked.com and all of that was nonsense, this is what I’m talking about.

Anyway, my name is Boone. This is my personal website, where some stuff I have written and otherwise created hangs out, collecting internet dust.

I have been writing creatively since the first grade, when I won an award for a short book I called My Chocolate Cobra. The title was in no way meant to be a euphemism; I was 7. As motivation for future achievements, I kept the award and the spiral-bound book ever since. I would still have them to this day, but three months ago they burned up in a house fire.

If you would like to contact me, you can do so here. Thank you for visiting and I hope you are doing okay.

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