I run a sporadically updated humor website called The Double Thumb. The writers are all pseudonyms and the articles tend to be small chapters of a larger, interconnected, and wildly stupid narrative. Some of it might even be funny.

Here are some select pieces:

I Made A Sandwich That Ruined a Child’s Day

Zootopia is a Movie About Adorable Animals and Crack Cocaine

Grand Theft Auto 5 is So Realistic I Became Friends With It

Axe Gold Temptation: Irresistible to Beautiful Women and Dangerous Psychopaths

MOOO – The Killer Cow Simulator